FUNNY HOW 10 THOUSAND LEONES LOOKS SO BIG WHEN WE TAKE IT TO MASJID, BUT SO SMALL WHEN WE TAKE IT TO THE MARKET.
FUNNY HOW 30 MINUTES LOOK SO LONG WHILST GOING FOR JUMAH PRAYERS AND HOW SHORT IT IS WHILST WATCHING A 90 MINUTES FOOTBALL MATCH, EVEN AT EXTRA TIME WE STILL JUBILATE.
FUNNY HOW HARD IT IS TO READ AN AYAH IN THE HOLY QUR'AN AND HOW EASY IT IS TO READ 1-200 PAGES OF A BEST SELLING NOVEL.
FUNNY HOW WE BELIEVE WHAT THE NEWSPAPERS SAYS BUT QUESTION WHAT IS INSIDE THE HOLY QUR’AN.
FUNNY HOW WE CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING TO SAY WHEN WE DO OUR PRAYERS BUT DON'T HAVE ANY DIFFICULTY THINKING OF THINGS TO SAY WHEN GOSSIPING PEOPLE.
FUNNY HOW WE SPEND MOST OF OUR TIME ARGUING ABOUT ARSENAL, MANCHESTER, POLITICS BUT FINDS IT VERY DIFFICULT TO RECITE "LA ILAHA HELALAH MOHAMMAED RASULAH SALALAH ALAIWASALAM"
FUNNY HOW WE RUSH FOR THE FIRST ROW TO WATCH FOOTBALL MATCH OR MOVIES BUT TAKE THE LAST ROW IN THE MASJID.
FUNNY WE ARE THE FIRST PEOPLE TO BE IN THE HALL TO GRACE A NON–ISLAMIC PROGRAM BUT THE LAST PERSON TO ATTEND AN ISLAMIC PROGRAM
FUNNY HOW WE NEED 2 TO 3 WEEKS TO FIT AN ISLAMIC EVENT INTO OUR SCHEDULE, BUT CAN ADJUST OUR SCHEDULE FOR SOCIAL EVENTS AT THE LAST MOMENT.
